Sir Ian had to act to these stands with the actors’ faces pasted on them. It’s hilarious. xD But at the same time, my heart also goes out to Sir Ian.
now this is neat
Now this is a professional.
"In order to shoot the dwarves and a large Gandalf, we couldn’t be in the same set. All I had for company was 13 photographs of the dwarves on top of stands with little lights – whoever’s talking flashes up. Pretending you’re with 13 other people when you’re on your own, it stretches your technical ability to the absolute limits. I cried, actually. I cried. Then I said out loud, ‘This is not why I became an actor’. Unfortunately the microphone was on and the whole studio heard.”
– Sir Ian McKellen (x)
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted
I SWEAR THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER WHO FUCKING BROUGHT IT BACK
The original idea was to have Tim Drake quit being Robin and take up Ted’s offer to be the new Blue Beetle," [Chuck] Dixon revealed. "It was a perfect fit. Personality and interest-wise, Tim and Ted are far closer than Tim and Bruce [Wayne/Batman]. The plan was for Stephanie Brown, the Spoiler, to take over as Robin while Tim went off for a six-issue limited series as the Blue Beetle. Scott Beatty was to write this mini. At the end of the limited series, Tim would return to being Robin and a Blue Beetle monthly would be launched. In the monthly, an invalid Ted Kord would direct a half dozen Blue Beetles (all with different talents) to battle international crime.
“The idea had the support of a lot of folks at DC but the top people disliked the whole thing. It struck me as odd that they did the Spoiler-as-Robin stunt almost immediately after I left the book but without the dividend of upping Blue Beetle’s profile or coming out of it with a new title.
when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual
this post makes me so angry because you know what i did upon reading it
blew more fucking air out of my nose than usual
I DID THAT WHEN I READ THE FUCKING SECOND THING
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.
wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while